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August 17, 2005
That guy who manages the vegetarian restaurant got a pretty severe haircut.
-- Todd Barry, on the vegetarian restaurant manager's new haircut.
I don't know how I guessed that your last five boyfriends were musicians.
-- Todd Barry, on not knowing how he guessed that her last five boyfriends were musicians.
I thought I left my wallet at that Pan-Asian restaurant, but I didn't.
-- Todd Barry, on where he thought he left his wallet
I didn't know Sheryl Crow had a son.
-- Todd Barry, on finding out that Sheryl Crow had a son.
They did a nice job renovating that Thai place.
-- Todd Barry, on the job they did renovating that Thai place.
My dandruff shampoo is made in Israel.
-- Todd Barry, on the country where his dandruff shampoo is made.
My gastroenterologist is pretty easy to talk to.
-- Todd Barry, on how easy it is to talk to his gastroenterologist
It's probably best to buy name brand razor blades.
-- Todd Barry, on buying razor blades
My gut tells me that Katie Couric wears nice perfume.
-- Todd Barry, on his gut instinct about the quality of Katie Couric's perfume.
The grocery store near my house closes at 8:25.
-- Todd Barry, on the hours of the grocery store near his house
That lint trap really needed cleaning.
-- Todd Barry, on a lint trap he recently cleaned.
I'm glad there's a guy in front of my building playing the trumpet.
-- Todd Barry, on how he feels about a guy standing in front of his building playing the trumpet
I left a shirt in my hotel room in San Diego, but they were really nice about sending it back.
-- Todd Barry, on leaving his shirt in a hotel room then getting it back.
I was thinking about buying a new paper shredder.
-- Todd Barry, on the possibility of buying a new paper shredder
I don't know if smoothies are good for you.
-- Todd Barry, on the nutritional value of smoothies
I haven't seen Kenneth Branagh in a movie lately.
-- Todd Barry, on not seeing Kenneth Branagh in a movie lately
The air freshener they use in the Oakland airport mens room smells really good.
-- Todd Barry, on the air freshener at the Oakland Airport mens room
"I have a podiatrist appointment at 2."
-- Todd Barry, on the time of his podiatrist appointment
"I like Cilantro, but you don't have to."
-- Todd Barry, on his tolerant view of cilantro
"Im not sure why I bought a rice cooker."
-- Todd Barry, on his purchase of a rice cooker
"Norah Jones is really pretty."
-- Todd Barry, on singer Norah Jones
"That place used to have a really good Caesar salad. Then they changed the dressing."
-- Todd Barry, on the Caesar salad at a neighborhood restaurant
"This fax machine is kind of shitty."
-- Todd Barry, on his new fax machine
Posted by Todd at August 17, 2005 06:47 AM