How Todd Makes the Bulk of his Money

You may have seen Todd perform in small comedy club. Well, consider yourself lucky, because Todd makes the lion's share of his money playing big arenas, like the Bryce Jordan Center at Penn State University.

Todd in Tux

Here's a picture of Todd, standing next to his pal Andy Kindler, backstage at the Friar's Club Roast of Chevy Chase. Look at Todd's mock expression of surprise. If you could bottle that look, you would.

Fly on the Wall in Todd's Apt.

You've probably said to yourself, "I'd love to be a fly on the wall in Todd's apartment, so I could hear him writing his amazing act, as well as the sounds of sweet lovemaking emanating from his bedroom." Well this picture shows what happened when Todd was inexplicably inundated with a wave of flies. The flies are gone now, but all the sounds remain.

Todd's on the Pipe

This just looks like an ordinary picture of the Alaska Pipeline. But it was taken by Todd, who was alone at the time. Can you imagine driving by the Alaska Pipeline and seeing a lone man standing next to his rental car, camera in hand? You look closer and it's comedian Todd Barry, alone in Alaska. You wouldn't know whether to cry or weep.

Todd's Angry

Photographer Will Becton caught Todd in the totally candid shot -- mid-anger! Someone must have really done Todd wrong before this was snapped!

Yo La Tengo had no Choice-o

Imagine you're in a band. You already have a drummer, but you see hot session drummer Todd Barry in the crowd. How do you handle this? You invite him up to play bongos! They're drums, too!

The Best Picture of Todd

This photograph, taken by Ali Farahnakian, is probably the hottest picture of Todd ever taken. It's hotter than any photo of Todd you may have seen in a men's fashion magazine, or hanging in a gallery in Berlin. That's Jackie Hoffman and Robert Smigel in the background.